I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
"Camping Under the Stars"
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.