March 2011
The key to happiness
Some motivational pick-me-ups for all of those mopey/unhappy/pissy teenagers out there:
Get a bad grade? Relax. Breathe. A bad grade is not a death sentence. Continuous bad grades aren’t good, but hey, what can you do? Study. Sometimes that’s what you have to do, as much as it sucks, it’s rewarding. Stay after with a teacher. Moving on to the next point:
Quit whining about how...
I don’t understand why people reblog good-looking pictures of other people (normally strangers). I have absolutely nothing against it, it doesn’t annoy me or anything, I’m just honestly curious. I mean, imagine if someone reblogged your picture? It’s flattering, but weird. I just look at pictures of people reblogged and I just ask myself, “Why?” And I mean...
“Laistrygonians. The monsters in the gym. They’re a race of giant cannibals that live in the far north. Odysseus ran into them once, but I’ve never seen them as far south as New York before.”
“Laistry— I can’t even say that. What would you call them in English?”
She thought about it for a moment. “Canadians,” she decided.
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