theewhitetiger: theperksofbeinganoone: ...
hollivander asked: Get a turtle named Squanto. Please.
When I lose my parents in the grocery store:
turtlesorgtfo: When I was 10: Now: Forever:
When you're giggling with your friends in the...
when you tickle your pet.
I hate it when my mom thinks that whatever i do is...
c-stardom: and im like.
I want to get a turtle and name it Squanto. Or a fish named Sprinkles.
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends … Cool girls and their friends … You and your friends
Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.– Abraham Lincoln
I hate humanity less
I’m inspired. I’m very very happy, and I’ve had an amazing weekend. And I’m going to talk all about it here, for those of you who would like to take the time to read it. This weekend (Friday-Sunday) I went to Albany, NY for a New York District Key Club Leadership Training Conference. For those of you who don’t know, Key Club is more of an acronym: Kiwanis...
I wish my life was a musical
Like, have you ever sat there and thought that? You’re sitting in your desk in a boring class listening to a teacher just talk and talk, and wouldn’t it just be awesome if everyone got up in unison, broke into dance and did leg flips over their desks and sang and all that in-sync? It would make my life.
When you try to laugh and still look good...
theyonlylikeyouforthecandy: Expectation: Reality: