June 2011
May 2011
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one...
LOL → LQL
Laughing Out Loud? Psh.
Laughing Quite Loudly.
When your name is in a math problem.
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was...
lifetastesbetterwithwhippedcream:
you-make-me-wanna-scream:
curleeyheadedfreak:
chickenshit:
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CHILDHOOD.
YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
silvernoise:
Almost all of Catch-22 is like this.
“In sixty days you’ll be fighting Billy Petrolle,” the colonel with the big fat mustache roared. “And you think it’s a big fat jokes.”
“I don’t think it’s a joke, sir,” Clevinger replied.
“Don’t interrupt.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And say ‘sir’ when you do,” ordered Major Metcalf.
...
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern...”
– Catch-22, Joseph Heller
“I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that...”
– To kill a mockingbird (via tolostforfinding)
SKY TURNS DARK:
fallmeganfly:
hermionegranger:
Normal people:
TORNADO!!!
Us:
DEMENTORS
Pretty sure I played soccer through a fucking dementor attack yesterday, hahaha.
*sigh* Sometimes I really wish I was one of those...
fallmeganfly:
But instead, I’m awkward and average and sarcastic and me.
I don’t completely hate myself.
Don’t get me wrong, I mean, most of the time, I like who I am.
The only problem is, is that that being who I am never seems to be enough.
Not pretty enough. Not rebellious enough.
Never enough to have a guy I really like, like me back.
It makes me sad.
I can honestly relate to every...
When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
Talking about the weather as a legit conversation.
“You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears…and you kill him.”
– Mr. Krabs (via spongeboboverdose)
ANTI-JOKE CHICKEN
ze-e:
gabrielaa27:
breathbieberx:
feadzxaddict:
...
faithfullyfaithless:
colormekate:
don’t...
being a person is getting too complicated
statuesquebeauty:
time to be a cat.
lolholyshit.
Ever liked something so much you wanted to die?
That’s how I get when I hear a really good piano cover of something. See, I don’t appreciate music very much if it’s not familiar to me. So covers of songs I know are good for me. And I hear a really good cover of a song I like, and I wish I could play the piano so bad, and play that song in particular, or listen to whoever is playing that song forever and ever and just have...
I am infatuated with the piano. And people who can...
aberedi:
smashleeeatszebras:
PRESS PLAY AND...