September 2011
today my US History teacher stopped class and...
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dearbecky:
and to realize that a girl is some mans daughter and they need to be treated right because one day that women is going to have the most important job; being a mother
all of us were like
should we stand and applaud him for being the most respectable man on earth? or..
It was one of the most adorable things ever.
Being weird is so much fun... →
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when someone talks to you:
when you and your bestfriend say something at the same time:
At a 5 star restoraunt:
Laughing:
Talking to your crush:
Explaining directions to someone:
Flirting:
Giving your bestfriend a hug:
And people just look at you like:
and you’re just like:
I think this is why people at Applebees hate me...
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People at my work are retarded.
Like, after the owners leave and customers stop streaming in (around 9:30) Picassos goes from family friendly to “Picassos after hours” where everyone starts yelling and swearing and overreacting and it’s “TIFFANY GIVE ME MY FUCKING PIZZA” and then the girl who was yelling for the pizza for 10 minutse goes to deliver it and gets...
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POTTERMOREPOTTERMOREPOTTERMORE
10 3/4 inch ash wand with unicorn core, pliant.
WUDDUP RAVENCLAW
Who you callin' pinhead?
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Still so much homework, and I won’t have any opportunity to do it tomorrow since it’s one of those school->tennis->work-> home at 10:30/11 days.
I will never ever have a pill addiction, because I’m almost incapable of swallowing them.
Megan and I had our last day on the newwws together :( Because Miceli didn’t put us on the same team for some reason and we...
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I read people's rants
And then I want to counter rant because I disagree with what they’re saying and what not but it’d just be one giant text wall of offensive because I’m not sympathetic towards peoples problems unless I can relate. But if I can relate to the problem and they handle/react to it more dramatically than I did/do, sympathy ends for the most part. In my opinion, if you’re making...
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My AP Environmental book just defined productivity as “the rate at which production occurs”.
Genius.
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I was thirsty
So I ate a pudding cup.
what
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Class rank gets announced, I text my dad telling him I’m 8 out of 222.
I get back: “Awsme”
…
Such a dad-like response.
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Things I need/want to do
Homework homework homework, like APES all over the place hello 6 outlines 2 hours per due next Monday.
Other homework
Laundry
Room cleaning
Vacuum up the giant spider living in my window
And the one in the corner of my wall that’s been there for like 2-3 weeks
Put more water in my fish tank
Clean the fish tank filter
Buy a camera so that I can document my senior year to some extent...
Pottermore opens to the public one week from...
And today they decide to send me my early welcome email.
One week. Fuck you Pottermore.
Next two days in a nutshell
School to tennis to work, home around 10:30
School to tennis to football game for band, home around 9:30
Then work at 9 the next morning until 4, then shower and volunteering at a bingo hall with my grandma for community service hours I need, home around… 10ish?
Oh wait that’s three days.
WHY CAN’T I BE HOME ANYMORE
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Whose Line is it Anyway? - “Living Scenery” with Richard Simmons
Things get slippery when Richard Simmons stops by. I wouldn’t recommend watching this and drinking milk, because it will most assuredly come out your nose. Possibly the loudest, longest laughter emitted from the audience in the history of the show.
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When you get home early from school
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GPOY
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Haven't been on Tumblr since like Monday
And I seriously just caught up on all the crap on my dash
And I haven’t done any of my AP Gov homework yet
Or gotten anything organized for tomorrow
And I’m cold
And every time I’m not doing homework I feel bad because I should be doing homework, since I will almost always have some form of homework assignment to do. For APES we have chapter outlines/news articles due at the...
Your school picture:
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Expectation:
Reality:
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This describes me so well.
karmap0lice:
Libra Deep Inside:
They are also likely to hide or bend their own true feelings in order to bring peace with a group and to make others like them. Sometime this results in them not really knowing what their true feelings are because they are trying to make everyone happy. Other people can see this and Libras have earned themselves a reputation for being indecisive, they simply do...
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When someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
gotta start the whole song over like