May 2012
- me while walking: i am a pedestrian thats right let me take my sweet ass time crossing the street
- me while driving: move or i will hit you
Man good thing I wrote that economics paper last Friday
Or else I would have been screeeeewweeeedddd
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
i'm about 5 days back on my tumblr feed in one of my tabs saw your message about disappointment do to spam. BAM i'm not spam :D feel cool now?
I do! I saw the message and immediately thought it was spam, what a surprise to find out it wasn’t!
Listen
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
What if the echo lyrics in Stacy's Mom are supposed to be air quotes?
Stacy, can I come over after school?… “After school”
We can hang around by the pool …. “hang by the pool”
Did your mom get back from her business trip?… “business trip”
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip?… “give me the slip”
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?… “mowed your lawn”
Your mom came out with just a towel on… “towel on”
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared… “the way she stared”
And the way she said, “You missed a spot over there” … “a spot over there”
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
