me when I get a haircut
- there: wow my hair looks pretty good right now!
- when i get home: what the fuck
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
MY CALC PROFESSOR’S NAME IS HELEN TIMBERLAKE.
TIMBERLAKE
My laptop would be much more useful if the heat it gives off melts the fat off my thighs
Well thanks so much!
read
was that past or present tense
only i know
you piece of shit