deeecccc: soogthomas: thenoodledude: washed-vandalism: 250,000 multicoloured balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco i dont know what i was expecting this is possibly the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen this legitimately made me smile. Some students from a university in America did this as a prank, and their head teacher had a heart attack in panic and was laid in bed at...
craughed: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
How to get laid
-0rgasmic: Lay on bed. Wait 2 hours. Lay becomes past tense
aquus: yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
whiteskhomos: liam’s 100% pissing himself right now
but seriously how can you expect a guy to turn out...
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
when you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
hetalia-tendencies: hetastein: wolfhackles: staff: howellester: do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us we think you’re all a bunch of idiots Wow Tumblr staff. RUDE. well too bad because we’re your idiots
kissedbyflame: Searching “happy snake” on Google images brings up the cutest damn pictures.
offendpoppunk: i hate it when kids treat teachers with no respect like do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with a bunch of kids everyday every time someone talks back to a teacher or something i’m really inclined to jump out of my seat and yell at the kid to have some fucking respect
bombaycinemaclub: The first sip of tea is always the hardest. that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off